last night a guy said to me “you are very, very pretty” and i said “i know” and he said like patronisingly “you KNOW?” and i said “you think you’re the first person to ever compliment me?” and he didn’t know where to go from there





New York City - Snowstorm

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I’m so glad I live in a world where there are Octobers.

You go, Lorena.


You go, Lorena.

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Doctor, giving me stitches:We need new stools in here.
Me, poker face:Do they order the same ones? Or will you get to try some new ones before they decide?
Doc:I think they just order the same ones?
Me:Too bad, you should ask for some stool samples.


i think about this often 

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Me with no money: I want everything
Me with money: what the fuck do I buy

Me three days later: wtf did I spend all my money on why is it gone

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bae:come over
me:do you have food
bae:my parents aren't home
me:are they coming back with food