smushed the eff out of my thumb while cleaning so i’m taking that as a sign to never do house work every again
"This is not a drill. This is the apocalypse. Please exit the hospital in an orderly fashion. Thank you." | Dogma (1999)
Anonymous asked: Your body is a masterful work of art. Your thighs are scrumptious.
Frances Glessner Lee’s miniature murder scenes are dioramas to die for
By Jimmy Stamp
Frances Glessner Lee (1878-1962) was a millionaire heiress and Chicago society dame with a very unusual hobby for a woman raised according to the strictest standards of nineteenth century domestic life: investigating murder. And she did this through a most unexpected medium: dollhouse-like dioramas.
Read more at Smithsonian.com.
being against gay marriage does in fact 100% make you homophobic sorry
It’s March which means it’s almost April which means it’s almost time for Sam Adams Summer Ale!